Poetry Princess Project — August

So our challenge for this month was haiku because, well, it’s summer vacation.
And we wanted something super duper easy.
Something we could just toss off in a couple of minutes.

(Insert evil laugh track here.)

I think we should re-name our challenge the “It Wasn’t As Easy As It Looked” challenge.

Anyway, we did it — haiku.
Although lots of us actually did senryu, or senryu-haiku hybrids or something.
Mine are sort of seasonal in nature (seasonal in nature — ha! — that’s a genuine haiku joke!) so maybe they qualify as straight haiku, but regardless…

Here’s the fun part:
We modeled all of our haiku after classifieds.
The old-fashioned kind that showed up in, y’know, newspapers.

Here are mine….

 

Free for the taking:

All food except raspberries

(seasonal cuisine)

 

Hot girl seeks sweater

and a/c that’s much too cold:

Summer Matinee

 

Wanted: stolen hours

huge latte, a comfy spot.

(I can’t put this book down)

 

 

To see the lovely, witty, perfect poems written by my partners in crime, go here:

Tricia Stohr-Hunt

Kelly Fineman

Sara Lewis Holmes

Tanita Davis

Andi Sibley

Laura Purdie Salas

 

And then you’ll find a zillion other amazing poems here, at Poetry Friday, hosted by Tabatha Yeatts. 

 

16 Responses to “Poetry Princess Project — August”

  1. tanita

    I think every theater in the States has that too-cold AC thing going — with a latte and/or hot popcorn, though, it all works out!

    Never Super-Duper Easy, is an alternate name for our challenge…

    • liz

      You’d think we get this down, the super duper easy part, but it doesn’t seem to be happening. So I’m happy with super duper fun 🙂
      xxoxoxo

  2. Tricia

    I’m that hot girl in December, so that AC poem speaks to me. I keep telling myself it’s just a phase, but I know better!

    Replace that latte with a tea and I’m with you on needing a comfy chair and some quiet time to read.

    And I’ll second Tanita’s new name for our challenges!

    • liz

      Tea for you, latte for me.
      Now we just need our comfy spot.
      xoxxo

  3. Sara Lewis Holmes

    Me and a huge latte = BFF. Iced latte in the summertime! Everything seems in season now—stone fruit, berries, tomatoes, corn. I’m in foodie heaven. My husband’s thing is blackberries; I can’t get enough peaches. Or BLTs. Or poetry with writers like you.

    P.S. Perhaps we are the Never Super-Duper Easy Sisters….hahaha.

  4. Laura Purdie Salas

    Our kids and partners would likely agree with Sara’s name suggestion:>) These are fabulous–nothing like a cold movie theater in August for a great escape!

    My favorite’s the stolen hours one, though. I adore that parenthetical confession of the last line.

  5. Andromeda Jazmon

    Mmmmm, BLTs. Fresh tomatoes… cheese sauce…

    I am that sweater girl in the AC too. And yes, “Perhaps we are the Never Super-Duper Easy Sisters….hahaha.” 🙂

  6. Kelly Ramsdell

    SO love these. Although it would have to be pretty cold for me to need a sweater these days, since I have my own heating system. :/

    Really loved these, and I agree that these weren’t nearly as easy as they sounded.

  7. Joyce Ray

    I love the idea of modeling haiku after want ads. Seems a perfect fit! I like them all, but the last one calls to me! Thanks for sharing.