Creative Writing Syllabus


I don’t know how to put this into academic-speak, 
or how to make it map neatly to a grading rubric, 
but what I think I want to say is this:

 

 

This Semester, You Can Expect

Some fear
Some titillation
At least one full week of writers’ block

Some pride

Some jealousy

Some satisfaction

Some despair

 

Some clunkers

Some more clunkers

At least one whole page of clunkers

 

Some strokes of brilliance

 

Some overwhelm

Some overconfidence

 

Some doubt

Some determination

 

Some good ideas

 

Some flattery

Some criticism

Some questions

At least one good answer

 

Some ego

Some attitude

Some humility

Some headaches

 

Some sleeplessness

Some exhaustion

Some thirst

Some drought

 

And that drought, combined with at least one good lightning strike, guarantees a little fire.

If you’re lucky.

If we all are…

 

 

40 Responses to “Creative Writing Syllabus”

  1. rumphius

    Frankly, I’d put this lovely poem in the syllabus. It speaks volumes about the process. As for me, I’d experience everything except overconfidence. I don’t think I’ll ever be there!

    Best wishes for a great semester!

      • imcoolerthanu2

        Workshops are such an intense experience–or at least they are if everyone’s serious about what they’re up to. I remember it being kind of a shock, like, “Oh, THIS is what happens when we all start sharing everything that is most important to us with total strangers.”

  2. Anonymous

    fantastic

    You should totally put this on the syllabus, Liz. It would be good to know what we’re in for, but better still to be able to go back and read it over when we’re in a drought… or overwhelmed with a complete lack of answers and much too many questions.
    -Kelsi

  3. Anonymous

    I was kind of thinking that maybe that WAS your syllabus. Because that would be the coolest piece of paper anyone ever got on a first day of class. And it gives heaps more useful information than the average, academic-speak, grading-rubric kind.