Overheard at My House Today

“What kind of witch are you?’

“1% sunshine, 99% ocean. Which is why I have a pet killer whale. What kind of witch are you?”

“Partly a potions witch, partly a spell witch, partly a flight witch and partly an invisa-witch. I’m even, between all four. So I have a pet owl.”

(Umm, wha???)

“So, Ocean Witch. What is your name?”

“Oh. Can it be made up?”

“Well, yes. But it has to really mean something.”

“Yeah. Of course. It will. Lemme think…”

Tough parameters on imaginative play these days, huh? 
Sheesh…

8 Responses to “Overheard at My House Today”

    • liz_scanlon

      I know, right? Do you think the owl fades from sight, too? ‘Cause otherwise he might draw unnecessary attention to your witchiness…

  1. Anonymous

    logical play

    I love that “I’m even, between all four. SO I have a pet owl.” Well of course, what else would you have if you were even between all four.